Elon Musk Is A Financial Terrorist

Among other things. + Stuff I Made You Need To Consume

Elon Musk is a financial terrorist. But he only carries this power because all the little boys with micro penises worship him like a fucking god.

It makes “investing” in Bitcoin more like gambling on sports. If your financial well being rests in the hands of a sociopathic billionaire, well, don’t be surprised when said billionaire holds you down and fucks you in the ass with a device like in that documentary Seven until you fork over all the rest of your money.

Bottom line: for now, treat crypto as nothing more than a casino. And don’t be surprised when a snake behaves like a fucking snake.

I thought this was funny: Insurrectigone.

Laugh while you can. It’s about all we can do.

One more thing about Elon Musk

He pretends to care about clean energy, but seems hell bent on making space travel a daily thing. Rocket launches pump enormous amounts of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. Oh, but a few rich assholes drive Teslas? So it all balances out I guess.

If he really cared about making the world a better place, he’d throw all his money toward developing clean energy sources to fuel his clean energy cars. Instead, he moved to Texas to escape all responsibility, along with a handful of other tech billionaires. In Texas, as long as you’re a rich white Republican, you can do whatever the fuck you want, to whoever the fuck you want, whenever the fuck you want.

That’s just too great an appeal to a fucking sociopath.

But if you bring along your “California” attitude, don’t expect Texas to be hospitable. If Elon mentions clean energy or starts giving a damn about anything other than fucking the Earth and oppressing non-whites, then he may regret the choice to move.

I don’t think he has much to worry about.

Things I made this week:

And also…

Now fuck off and go do something that doesn’t require a goddamn screen.